Monster Jokes
Updated February 21, 2017 | Factmonster Staff 
Monster Jokes
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why won't anyone kiss Dracula? He has bat breath! | |
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret? It'll keep it under wraps! | What do you call a friendly mummy? Chummy! |
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning? "Gee, that felt good!" | |
What did Frankenstein say to his sweetheart? "It was love at first fright!" | How does a werewolf sign his letters? Best vicious! |
What should you do if a werewolf climbs in your window? Run out the door! | |
What can you find between Godzilla's toes? Slow runners! | Why wouldn't the ghost cross the road? He had no guts! |
What did Godzilla have at the "All You Can Eat" restaurant? The waiters! | |
What kind of monster loves to disco? The boogieman! | What do you say to a monster with two heads? Hello, and hello to you too! |
Where does a baby ghost go while its parents are at work? Dayscare! | |
How do you get to the monster's house? Walk down the street, then turn fright at the dead end. | What kind of dog does Dracula have? A bloodhound! |
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